Oh dear. I'm afraid I've encountered another situation that requires me to look at the individual in question and say, "Really?" It is actually an expression of disbelief, and requires a certain knack for sarcasm (i.e. certain Adorable Moms--Alma, this means you again--need not even try this one).
I was at the gym with Goldilocks and went to wash my hands. As I'm at the wall dryer-thingy, I spy out of the corner of my eye a woman sidle up to the sink. Right next to me. There are 8 sinks along the wall, and she had to use the one right next to me. Okay fine, right? Odd, but fine. That is it WAS fine until I see her hoist her bare foot up and into the PUBLIC sink, where she proceeded to wash her toes. Did I mention that she was Right. Next. To. Me.
Of course I ran like a lawyer out of church into the next room, palms still damp, to report this breach of etiquette to Goldy. She could hardly believe it either. So we casually walk past the sink area together, and this woman has gone from washing her feet in the PUBLIC sink to saturating her hair from the sink. At this point, I'm wondering why the woman didn't take the 20 extra feet to the showers? And I'm wondering how to turn her in to the gym police.
As a recent convert to the gym scene, I did check in with Goldy to make sure this sort of behavior is not common (she was decidedly against it). And I thought, as a public service, I should create a list of my Top Five New Rules for those who are new to the gym, as I was just a few months ago.
Rule #1: DO NOT WASH YOUR STINKY FEET IN THE PUBLIC SINK! I would have thought this was obvious. Apparently not.
Rule #2: The comfy chairs they put in the women's locker room are there to use while waiting on your gym buddy, not for you to lean bare-butted upon while watching the TVs that are inexplicably mounted to the locker walls. People. It's a locker room, not your den.
Rule #3: You are there to get sweaty and gross. It's expected. It's also expected that you at least mime a wipedown of the machine you sweated your sweaty self all over.
Rule #4: It is NOT okay to bring in your DQ treats you got on the way to the gym. Ditto with bags from McDonalds. I do not care if you were just cleaning out your car and throwing your old wrappers away. Some of us use the gym as one of the few sanctuaries from food that we cannot/should not eat.
Rule #5: The really lound grunting in the weight area, followed by the dropping of weights that are obviously too heavy for you to pick up in the first place. While I applaud you for doing some serious work, I do not wish to hear your agonized grunts. You're manly. I get it. Try being manly without the sound effects.
Bonus Rule: Do what you gotta do to build your stamina, strength and flexibility. You may be the one moving to the right when everyone else moves to the left, but you're there and you're doing it. Hold your head high and don't be intimidated by the spandex-wearing gym bunnies (or the weight belt-wearing walking abs). Not everyone can be coordinated, or have buns of steel, or personalized weight lifting gloves. You do what you gotta do for you. And if you happen to see me at the gym, know that in my head I'm not judging, but giving you a secret and well-deserved high five. Really.
That is, unless you start to wash your feet in the sink. Then all bets are off.